I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Randomize
