My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
he just fucked me for my cheese.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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