Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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