no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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