Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
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