I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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