Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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