Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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