BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I understand Curling. That high.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm both gender and math confused
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