this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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