"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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