Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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