then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
My pussy is not your playground.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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