So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
NoShamevember. You game?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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