just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I skipped work to stalk him.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
it's like iHOP with fire
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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