Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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