Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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