Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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