is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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