He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
