their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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