That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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