like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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