just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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