i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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