Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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