im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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