just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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