Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I think I am morally bankrupt
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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