No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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