If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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