Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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