How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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