Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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