I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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