I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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