I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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