I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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