Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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