I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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