I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i drank out of a bidet.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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