Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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