Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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