You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Randomize
