is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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