can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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