butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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