I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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