Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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