why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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