Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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