hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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